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[赛后贴]洛杉矶湖人队（37-37）116-111战胜俄克拉荷马雷霆队（36-38）
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雷霆：基迪27分18板7助、亚历山大27分5板8助、多特15分6板2帽、杰伦9分5板2助、杰林5分3板、沃特斯6分、厄尔14分3板、维金斯6分4板。
湖人：戴维斯37分14板、里夫斯11分6板9助、施罗德21分3板6助2断、沃克20分4板3断、比斯利10分2板2断、布朗6分2板2助2帽、范德比尔特1分9板1帽、加布里埃尔7分8板。
[–]LakersInsensitiveCocksucka 212 points an hour ago
We're an honest .500 team
This is a good, honest .500 basketball team. We play .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio basketball. We lose a couple, guess what? We'll win a couple, too. But don't get too excited or let it go to your head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working everyman team doesn't have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, will balance it out with a couple a losses.
Yes sir, that's my 2022-2023 Los Angeles Lakers. A good, honest .500 basketball team.
湖人球迷：
《五成胜率之歌》
五成胜率我们把握得很不赖，一不小心赢了好歹要输回来；
精益求精每天研究输赢各半，输两场不慌回头赢两场回来；
连胜不能太长显得没有气量，某些蓝领球队才没这种气概；
闲着没事小赢几场再输回来，牛逼了我的湖人五五开时代！
[–]Carsten__Stahl 143 points 2 hours ago
What a monumental win!
Dennis, despite tunnel vision at times, played amazing. I feel like he set the tone with his hustle plays. AD did his thing and the rest of the team was solid.
My respect to Lonnie always being ready when his number is called. Big game from him, 20 huge points.
The cream:
Jazz lost
Mavs lost
Suns lost
Blazers lost
WE ARE AT .500 BOYS - LET"S GOOOOOOOO!!!!
湖人球迷：多么伟大的一场胜利啊！虽然施罗德有时候视野窄得跟下水道似的，但是今晚打得还是非常棒，他的拼搏精神为比赛定下了基调！浓眉就是浓眉，他发挥了自己的正常水准，其他球员打得也很不赖！尤其要把我由衷的敬意送给朗尼-沃克，球队需要他的时候，他总是能准备好，打得太牛了，贡献了非常关键的20分！
锦上添花的是：爵士输了、独行侠输了、太阳输了、开拓者也输了~
（湖蜜：不得不说，今天真是个好日子）
[–]Lakersmessydoughut 783 points an hour ago
Schroder on the minimum is such a steal
湖人球迷：施罗德的底薪合同真的是抢劫啊~
[–]salcedoge 299 points an hour ago
Lakers offered him 84/4 and at that time it was just a slight overpay. Can't believe they got the same player for literally a minimum
球迷：之前湖人给施罗德报价的4年8400万，也只是溢价一点点而已，非常合理。然而现在湖人真正得到施罗德，用的却是一份接近底薪的合同。
[–]LakersPsychoBoost123 203 points an hour ago
He’s better on offense now than he was two years ago IMO
湖人球迷：我觉得他现在在进攻端比两年前反而还更厉害了啊~
（湖蜜感谢小黑）
[–]Lakersahr3410 608 points an hour ago
THE LAKERS HAVE WON AS MANY GAMES AS THEY HAVE LOST
湖人球迷：宣布一下啊，湖人现在的胜场数和负场数一样了！
[–]LakersWhatTheRickIsDoin 827 points an hour ago
At .500 for the first time in 14 months
湖人球迷：14个月之后，湖人重新回到50%胜率！
[–]NBAEasyMoney92 261 points an hour ago
.600 winning record over their last 15 games without LeBron
球迷：最近老詹缺阵的15场比赛，湖人的胜率可是60%呢！
[–]WarriorsZalhera 186 points an hour ago*
"Maybe It’s Me."
勇士球迷：“也许罪魁祸首就是我。”老詹如是说。
[–]KirbzTheWord 16 points an hour ago
LeBorn with it
球迷：勒布朗-自打生下来就已学会背锅-詹姆斯
[–]Lakersthedonjefron69 4 points 42 minutes ago
God I still laugh so hard at this
湖人球迷：天呐，楼上的你想笑死我好继承我的账号吗？
[–]LakersColdLatte_ 5 points an hour ago
"Hi. It's me. I'm the LeProblem."
湖人球迷：“大家好！好难人就是我，我就是勒不中（第二声）-渣姆斯”。
[–]treyfiddy 37 points an hour ago
lebron the WASHED bringing this team down SMH
球迷：瞧瞧这过气的詹老头把湖人队都糟蹋成啥样了！哎~
[–]freedomfun 15 points an hour ago
Send LeBron home for the rest of the season and trade him for a '27 and '29 FRP in the offseason. Build around AR and AD.
球迷：愣着干嘛！还不快把老詹送回家养老，休赛期拿他换一个27顺位和29顺位的签，明年围绕里夫斯和浓眉重建！不要再拖啦！
（老詹：“阿眉啊，你说我要是把这腿给砍了，你们是不是就总冠军啦！？哈哈。” 浓眉：“哈哈哈，老詹你真爱说笑，我这就去拿刀。”）
[–]WarriorsJohnpecan 16 points an hour ago
Healthy Lakers are scurry.
It's weird that 2 of the potentially scariest teams in the West are sitting in the 5-6 seed (Suns) and 7-8 seed (Lakers. I'm more scared of them than the top 3 seeds.
勇士球迷：健康的湖人好库怕哦~奇怪的是，西部最令人胆寒的两支球队，现在还仅是5-6号种子（太阳）和7-8号种子（湖人，比起前三顺位，我更害怕这两支球队~）
[–]Lakerscalifbreeze 166 points an hour ago
I just wish the warriors lost but we can’t get too greedy
湖人球迷：我今天其实还希望勇士队能输球呢，算了咱们也不能太贪了，不是么？
[–]LakersCrazy-Monitor-6490 171 points an hour ago
Nah let’s get greedy
湖人球迷：楼上的不要这么保守，人不贪心枉爱湖啊~
[–]Lakersc_double_u 37 points an hour ago
I was so prepared for SGA to ruin my fuckin weekend. Felt like it was going that way the whole second half.
湖人球迷：其实我今天已经躺好了迎接亚历山大的大力蹂躏，然后准备含泪度过这个周末的~整个下半场的走向就像是奔着被逆转去的啊~
（人家看电视带纸巾是擦眼泪擦裤子，湖蜜看电视带纸巾是擦汗）
[–]LakersDivyansh-the-gr8 113 points an hour ago
Lakers defeat their biggest rival: .500
湖人球迷：湖人打败了他们最大的敌人！50%胜率线！
[–]NBAdragon8811[S] 287 points 2 hours ago
What an important W for the lakers.
球迷：这场胜利对湖人来说太重要了！
[–][PHI] Tony Wrotendimaandal 177 points 2 hours ago
Does this mean Lakers win the tiebreaker over OKC?
76人球迷：也就是说，湖人赢了这场同胜率卡位战？
[–]LakersHumanity789 105 points 2 hours ago
Yes
湖人球迷：对咯！
[–]LakersKaLdapussydestroyer 47 points 2 hours ago
Yes
湖人球迷：是哒！
[–]LakersUnloadedBakedPotato 51 points 2 hours ago
Yes
湖人球迷：嗯呐！
[–]LakersArcherDuchess 35 points 2 hours ago
Yes!
湖人球迷：可说呢！
[–]LakersKkronus 31 points 2 hours ago
Yes
湖人球迷：可不是咋的！
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrammeengine 31 points an hour ago
Yes
湖人球迷：怼滴恨！
（美网友在这儿盖了高高的一层楼，小编词穷了，吧友自行发挥）
[–]Lakersxyg121 58 points 2 hours ago
WE AT 500 THROW A PARADE
湖人球迷：费了牛劲，终于50%胜率了，还不快去准备一个庆祝游行啊！
[–]LakersStoneCold_ColdStone 16 points an hour ago
HANG THE BANNER RETIRE THE JERSEYS
湖人球迷：可不是咋的！快把50%胜率的旗帜挂起来，还要为球员举行球衣退役仪式！！
（湖人达到50%胜率后的湖蜜）
[–]Lakersthedonjefron69 2 points 47 minutes ago
We got purple and gold streamers tonight
湖人球迷：今晚球馆还撒了紫金彩带呢~
[–]LakersBigDoinks710 86 points 2 hours ago
"AD is in the same tier as Siakam in terms of value"
